Canned pineapple and olives on a beef hot dog.

Also edamame, quinoa, red lentils, and spinach which I force her to have to provide some kind of fiber in her food

by burgerbingbettuce

37 Comments

  1. texsagebrush

    There’s a control dog, seems experimental.

  2. number2-daffodil

    i would 10/10 eat this, i feel like it needs onions though. and some dipping sauce options…ranch, some sort of sriracha mayo maybe, and ketchup.

  3. Critical-Chemist-860

    The weed nug is a nice touch

  4. VariationNo9854

    Why, though? Don’t get me wrong, pineapple is good on most things, but this is an odd combo for someone who isn’t pregnant

  5. SinkCat69

    The longer you look at it, the worse it gets

  6. Mooptiom

    I would eat that. It reminds me of Subway subs I’ve ordered before

  7. ChexRibedeaux

    She may of had a stroke on the way to the kitchen. I’d be concerned.

  8. Rich-Pomegranate1679

    Hey OP, if your wife doesn’t like high fiber foods, I suggest looking into psyllium husk powder as a supplement. I mix a spoon of it with water every day, and it’s all I need.

  9. metalguy91

    This is unhinged, but in the way that I’d try it ngl. I also love a pizza with olives, pineapple, pepperoni, and anchovies, so maybe I’m the problem. I’m more disturbed by the edamame/quinoa with hot dogs. It’s like a group of friends you have that you NEVER thought would hang out and you don’t know how to act.

  10. idksomet

    Pineapple on a pizza, sure. On a Glizzy? BYE. Let alone olives .

  11. LuckyZygote

    1st of all YUM at these dogs. I make sandwiches all the time that are onion, olive, pickle & cheese heavy. Its the briney:creamy thing for me. Sometimes with protein, sometimes without. But the strangest protein was peanut butter, the most acceptable socially was chicken salad. Theres a wide variety of combos here if you play with your ratios and bread options

  12. eazypeazy303

    Do you also find her making grilled cheese in the wee hours of the morning?

  13. EmploymentAbject4019

    This is also her pizza order isn’t it

  14. sunflower_emoji

    I’m not an olive person, but this kind of makes sense to me. Sweet + savory combo

  15. DoctorWhootie

    I bet it’s not as bad as we think it is. Sweet and salty.

  16. Bluntpolar

    Edamame and lentils weren’t enough for your standard of fiber??

  17. Glum-Sprinkles-7734

    Just order a pizza and roll it up without slicing it

  18. Blurstingwithemotion

    Salty and sweet what’s not to like?

  19. indieauthor13

    I had chicken sausages with bits of pineapple in it and it was pretty good so I kinda get it. I wouldn’t eat this though. That’s too much pineapple

  20. yestermorrowposting

    Looks crazy but probably tastes amazing. Pineapple olive pizza is great so I see the logic here. Sweet, salty, savory.

  21. nightmares_dealer

    Girl dinner? Hell yeah!

    Dinner for husband? Umm no:(

  22. CanineFive

    You need to stop her, nobody else can

  23. curlyquinn02

    Congrats on the baby. When is she due?

  24. elonmusktheturd22

    Looks like a Hawaiian dog. Experimental hotdog variant inspired by the Hawaiian pizza. Id eat it

  25. IboughtMyOwnMic

    At the very least this is a high in fiber meal