Also edamame, quinoa, red lentils, and spinach which I force her to have to provide some kind of fiber in her food
by burgerbingbettuce
37 Comments
maracaibo98
Is she pregnant?
jeffnorris
Is this a cry for help
Shot-Tap-4512
Maybe you should make dinner…
texsagebrush
There’s a control dog, seems experimental.
Geta211
One of us has to eat in the other room
number2-daffodil
i would 10/10 eat this, i feel like it needs onions though. and some dipping sauce options…ranch, some sort of sriracha mayo maybe, and ketchup.
Critical-Chemist-860
The weed nug is a nice touch
VariationNo9854
Why, though? Don’t get me wrong, pineapple is good on most things, but this is an odd combo for someone who isn’t pregnant
BeWonderfulBeDope
Ghoul dinner
SinkCat69
The longer you look at it, the worse it gets
Mooptiom
I would eat that. It reminds me of Subway subs I’ve ordered before
ChexRibedeaux
She may of had a stroke on the way to the kitchen. I’d be concerned.
Rich-Pomegranate1679
Hey OP, if your wife doesn’t like high fiber foods, I suggest looking into psyllium husk powder as a supplement. I mix a spoon of it with water every day, and it’s all I need.
turtlevinyl
Raccoon girl dinner
jmaneater

metalguy91
This is unhinged, but in the way that I’d try it ngl. I also love a pizza with olives, pineapple, pepperoni, and anchovies, so maybe I’m the problem. I’m more disturbed by the edamame/quinoa with hot dogs. It’s like a group of friends you have that you NEVER thought would hang out and you don’t know how to act.
idksomet
Pineapple on a pizza, sure. On a Glizzy? BYE. Let alone olives .
LuckyZygote
1st of all YUM at these dogs. I make sandwiches all the time that are onion, olive, pickle & cheese heavy. Its the briney:creamy thing for me. Sometimes with protein, sometimes without. But the strangest protein was peanut butter, the most acceptable socially was chicken salad. Theres a wide variety of combos here if you play with your ratios and bread options
eazypeazy303
Do you also find her making grilled cheese in the wee hours of the morning?
The_scobberlotcher
no way. is that Girl Dinner?
EmploymentAbject4019
This is also her pizza order isn’t it
sunflower_emoji
I’m not an olive person, but this kind of makes sense to me. Sweet + savory combo
DoctorWhootie
I bet it’s not as bad as we think it is. Sweet and salty.
Bluntpolar
Edamame and lentils weren’t enough for your standard of fiber??
redartanto
r/wifedinner
Glum-Sprinkles-7734
Just order a pizza and roll it up without slicing it
Blurstingwithemotion
Salty and sweet what’s not to like?
binime
What did you do to upset her?
indieauthor13
I had chicken sausages with bits of pineapple in it and it was pretty good so I kinda get it. I wouldn’t eat this though. That’s too much pineapple
yestermorrowposting
Looks crazy but probably tastes amazing. Pineapple olive pizza is great so I see the logic here. Sweet, salty, savory.
scoobyding
Those look awesome actually
nightmares_dealer
Girl dinner? Hell yeah!
Dinner for husband? Umm no:(
CanineFive
You need to stop her, nobody else can
curlyquinn02
Congrats on the baby. When is she due?
elonmusktheturd22
Looks like a Hawaiian dog. Experimental hotdog variant inspired by the Hawaiian pizza. Id eat it
37 Comments
Is she pregnant?
Is this a cry for help
Maybe you should make dinner…
There’s a control dog, seems experimental.
One of us has to eat in the other room
i would 10/10 eat this, i feel like it needs onions though. and some dipping sauce options…ranch, some sort of sriracha mayo maybe, and ketchup.
The weed nug is a nice touch
Why, though? Don’t get me wrong, pineapple is good on most things, but this is an odd combo for someone who isn’t pregnant
Ghoul dinner
The longer you look at it, the worse it gets
I would eat that. It reminds me of Subway subs I’ve ordered before
She may of had a stroke on the way to the kitchen. I’d be concerned.
Hey OP, if your wife doesn’t like high fiber foods, I suggest looking into psyllium husk powder as a supplement. I mix a spoon of it with water every day, and it’s all I need.
Raccoon girl dinner

This is unhinged, but in the way that I’d try it ngl. I also love a pizza with olives, pineapple, pepperoni, and anchovies, so maybe I’m the problem. I’m more disturbed by the edamame/quinoa with hot dogs. It’s like a group of friends you have that you NEVER thought would hang out and you don’t know how to act.
Pineapple on a pizza, sure. On a Glizzy? BYE. Let alone olives .
1st of all YUM at these dogs. I make sandwiches all the time that are onion, olive, pickle & cheese heavy. Its the briney:creamy thing for me. Sometimes with protein, sometimes without. But the strangest protein was peanut butter, the most acceptable socially was chicken salad. Theres a wide variety of combos here if you play with your ratios and bread options
Do you also find her making grilled cheese in the wee hours of the morning?
no way. is that Girl Dinner?
This is also her pizza order isn’t it
I’m not an olive person, but this kind of makes sense to me. Sweet + savory combo
I bet it’s not as bad as we think it is. Sweet and salty.
Edamame and lentils weren’t enough for your standard of fiber??
r/wifedinner
Just order a pizza and roll it up without slicing it
Salty and sweet what’s not to like?
What did you do to upset her?
I had chicken sausages with bits of pineapple in it and it was pretty good so I kinda get it. I wouldn’t eat this though. That’s too much pineapple
Looks crazy but probably tastes amazing. Pineapple olive pizza is great so I see the logic here. Sweet, salty, savory.
Those look awesome actually
Girl dinner? Hell yeah!
Dinner for husband? Umm no:(
You need to stop her, nobody else can
Congrats on the baby. When is she due?
Looks like a Hawaiian dog. Experimental hotdog variant inspired by the Hawaiian pizza. Id eat it
At the very least this is a high in fiber meal
This has gotta be illegal